once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
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I didn’t feel like reading that night, so I went downstairs and watched a half-hour long commercial that advertised an exercise machine. They kept flashing a 1-800 number, so I called it. The woman who picked up the other end of the phone was named Michelle. And I told Michelle that I was a kid and did not need an exercise machine, but I hoped she was having a good night.
That’s when Michelle hung up on me. And I didn’t mind a bit.
dude is a gender neutral term if you think differently you are wrong
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.
"im trying to sleep but i cant cuz you all have guns for hands"
that just hit me as the SADDEST LYRIC IN ALL OF MUSIC HISTORY OU CH